What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa? A rebel without a Claus. What do you call an elf who sings? A wrapper! Why is Christmas just like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Get into the holiday spirit with these dirty Christmas jokes for adults only! Note these jokes are rude and so are not suitable for kids. He and Mrs. A guy decides to buy his new girlfriend a pair of gloves for Christmas. They go to the mall and the sister points out a pair of white gloves which the guy then buys. But during the wrapping, the clerk mixes up the parcels without anyone realising. As a result, the sister gets the gloves and the guy takes home a gift box containing the panties.
It's not too early to spread some Christmas cheer, just ask these 14 people who practically didn't even wait until Thanksgiving was over to flood their feeds with intense holiday spirit. And even if you're not a huge fan of Christmas, here is something other than Christmas carol music ugh that'll make this year's holidays a little lighter. Whether you can't wait to share Christmas humor with your adult friends or are drunk from Christmas dinner and want some Santa jokes, Christmas jokes, or dirty holiday jokes to pass around the table, we've got you covered with these 29 jokes that are pretty much PG A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets the credit. A: "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire
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