It was, despite the somber tone of a few films, what you might call a feel-good ranking. There is nothing to feel good about in our latest inventory of sex scenes, all of which are entirely un-sexy. Any and all of these adjectives can be found in our list of the 25 worst sex scenes in movie history. It goes without saying that things are about to get a little NSFW and maybe not safe for life.
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But you would think Hollywood might be able to make it appear so. Actors are hot. Editing means no awkward position reshuffles. Cinematographers make lighting soft and flattering. From cliched lines to overexaggerated cum faces, these sex scenes will make you want to leave the room, and not just because your parents are sat next to you on the sofa. Already have an account? Log in here.
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Looking for a movie that's almost porn, but technically not? Unlike actual porn, mainstream movies are saddled with things like "plot" and "coherent storylines," but that doesn't mean that those plots and coherent storylines can't be served by lots and lots and lots of nudity. And, over the years, many mainstream movies have taken advantage of their ability to tell beautiful stories full of beautiful bodies in various states of undress. The lesson to be learned: You may need to rethink your preconceived notions of what excessive nudity in a movie says about that movie.
It's hard to believe but Game of Thrones has officially been off our screens for over a year now. And whether or not you were a fan of how the whole thing ended it DID leave way too many unanswered questions for my liking , there's one thing that they certainly delivered on: the sex scenes. And although these scenes can involve some hard-to-watch incest ahem, Jaime and Cersei , there are also plenty of hot, steamy scenes to provide some sweet relief from the brutal world that is the game of thrones thank you, Jon and Ygritte. Here are the 35 of the most important sex scenes the show has given us over its eight seasons, from the really, really hot to the downright uncomfy. You're gonna need this list before you rewatch the entire series on HBO Max ; you're welcome.